Sunday, 9 April 2017

For Harry Potter Geeks Only...

I was lying in bed trying to get to sleep the other night, and I randomly remembered having read the alternative Harry Potter titles as seen from Draco Malfoy's perspective. It got me thinking about what they would be from the other characters' perspectives too...

...and my night time musings turned into this! What do you think? Do you have any other suggestions? I'd love to hear them!


Harry Potter...
Ron Weasley...
Hermione Granger...
Lord Voldemort...
Albus Dumbledore...
...and the Philosopher's Stone
...and the Chess Grand Master
...and They Wouldn't Have Managed It Without Me
...and the Suffocating Turban
and the Blatant Fixing of the House Championship to Ensure Gryffindor Wins
...and the Chamber of Secrets
...and the Backfiring Slugs
...and They Wouldn't Have Worked It Out Without Me
and The Secret Diary of Tom Riddle, Aged 15¾
...and the Crucial Moment Gardening Leave
...and the Prisoner of Azkaban
and WTF Has a Grown Man Been Doing Pretending to be a Rat, Living in My Bedroom for 13 Years? Where's Operation Yewtree When You Need It?
...and I Can't Believe They Didn't Figure It Out Sooner
...and – Oh Shit I'm Not in This One
...and the Sirius Black to the Future
...and the Goblet of Fire
...and the Great (Mermaid) Escape
...and Ooh, an International Quidditch Player, Did You Say...?
...The Return
...and the Failed Background Check
...and the Order of the Phoenix
...and the Emotional Range of a Teaspoon
...and I Told You So Harry
...and Ssh! Nobody Knows I'm Back Yet!
...and the Hunt for a Sodding Defence Against the Dark Arts Teacher is Really Starting to Grate...
...and the Half Blood Prince
...and the Keeper, the Girlfriend and the Love Potion
...and How the F*** is Harry Beating Me at Potions?
...and My Cunning Plan to Use a Teenager to Do Something that even the Baddest of Bad-Ass Dark Wizards have Failed to Do (Hey, It Kinda Worked...)
...and the Torture Potion
...and the Deathly Hallows
...and F*** This Shit I'm So Bored...
...and For Once It Turns Out I Was Wrong and Harry Was Right. Who'd have thought it?!
...and the Ultimate Victo- oh Shit I Didn't See That One Coming...
...and I'm Still Playing Silly Buggers Even Though I'm Dead



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